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PostSubject: Corrupt a Wish   Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:29 pm

Basically, the premise of this is quite simple: you wish for something and someone responds with a funny way of twisting your wish into something else. Then, after that, they wish make a wish.

An example:

'Person 1: I wish that I had an infinite number of girlfriends.'

'Person 2: Granted, but they all have some form of sexually transmitted disease.

I wish that I had a pool full of Jell-O...'

See?

Alright then, onward! I wish for a way to predict every presidential election and be able to sell people on bets for my accuracy.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:35 pm

Granted: But every bet you make gives your prediction a smaller shot at winning.

I wish to be immortal.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:40 am

Granted : But you'll withness all your loved ones passed away.

I wish I have $1,000,000 in Need For Speed : carbon.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:56 am

Granted: But your money turns out to be fossil fuels

I wish I had a pony
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:01 am

Granted : but surely you jest. Razz

I wish I run this forum my way. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:10 am

myke wrote:
Granted : but surely you jest. Razz

I wish I run this forum my way. Very Happy

Granted: But the forum becomes full of asians

I wish I had a 3rd foot.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:12 am

Greaser wrote:
myke wrote:
Granted : but surely you jest. Razz

I wish I run this forum my way. Very Happy

Granted: But the forum becomes full of asians

I wish I had a 3rd foot.


Granted : Though you'll make alot of misteps.

I wish Tighe & Bryan dated.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:19 am

lol, Granted: But they have 3 kids and you get stuck with them

I wish Tighe and Myke dated
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:22 am

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lol, Granted: But they have 3 kids and you get stuck with them

I wish Tighe and Myke dated


LOL.Granted : But Tighe just concieved Bryan.


I wish life is easy.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:27 am

Granted: You just died

I wish Myke didn't die
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:29 am

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Granted: You just died

I wish Myke didn't die


Granted : Even though he never existed. Razz

I wish getting that car on Monday won't be disappointing.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:43 am

Granted: Uh oh, it's a Mercury Sable Bicycle

Oops!, lol

I wish 2009 rocks!


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:26 am

I wish that Bryan would actually post what he wished for in his post above mine. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:15 am

granted, but it will never make sense

i wish i had a copy of Diablo 3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:25 pm

Granted, but it ends up being a demo and you kill yourself.

I wish for warm weather.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:45 am

granted but you actually live on the sun and you burn up an die into a small lump of charcole

i wish i had a mansion to live in
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish   Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:57 am

GRanted, but it's a 1921 Mansion that is in need of $1,000,000,000.00 of maintenence repairs, have fun!

I wish I had no bills to pay
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